User:Breisleach

breisleach is completely harmless. Really.

breisleach stays crunchy even in milk~

breisleach is best served over easy with a side of bacon.

breisleach attracts kitties like a magnet attracts iron.

breisleach doubles as a convenient paperweight!

breisleach comes with a full lifetime warranty.

breisleach will not dissolve in water.

breisleach orbits at least ten degrees above the ecliptic.

breisleach has a five-star safety rating.

breisleach is a riddle wrapped up in a mystery inside an enigma.

breisleach should never be handled without safety gloves.

breisleach may contain potassium benzoate. (That's bad.)

breisleach is best applied directly to the forehead.

breisleach is always fresh, never frozen.

breisleach is also known as the "MUSH Mom". It's a fact.

Actual Facts

• I draw. Sometimes I even post it! I will occasionally do requests but have a bad habit of getting distracted if I don't like the first few tries cause well ADD is a thing?
• I build and desc things. Mostly here, but I've done builder/descer work on multiple MU*s.
• I am a freak of nature and actually /like/ editing and writing papers. If you need a second set of eyes to look over something or advice, it's always okay to toss me a page.
• I have experience dealing with and am generally happy to chat with people in regards to: mental health, queerness, polyamory, divorce, gender issues, and learning challenges/disabilities. If nothing else, I will remind you that whatever you're dealing with, it's NOT just you.

Characters

• breisleach - The eye of the storm
• Ahe'ssta - Stone Butch Blues
• Caileadair - Only one quarter evil!
• Luna - Often OOC Pony Princess and social char

And two others. :)

SHUT UP, I DO TOO RP ON ALL OF THEM. :<

Past Alts

Begin the parade of shame. Look, I'm at least better than Rae!

• Tatsu - Quarter succubus, half-Japanese. ... WAIT I'VE HAD TWO QUARTER SUCCUBUS CHARS? WTF?
• Fianis - I no longer even remember this one. I bet she was an elf by the name.
• Brione - There was uh, a catgirl one, and a noblewoman one. I LIKE THE NAME OKAY.
• Teleute - Candy Pink Raver Girl (I still kinda miss this one!)
• Meissa - Fallen Star (Aw shit backstory IS useful for RP)
• Suain - Punky Fairy (Just never caught on)
• Suzume - OMG GUYS THE MUSH NEEDS ANOTHER SHY JAPANESE GIRL. (It did not.)
• Illiaye - Disgraced and depowered military lightning mage. (I got distracted, and I'd quite liked this one too. :/)
• Ispahan - Sexless, seven foot tall floral angel (It sounded like a good idea at the time, okay?)
• Shade - Native Black Pine dryad (OH WAIT BACKSTORY AGAIN)
• Draco - Bad boy gone GIRL (Turns out, I don't like playing FCs)
• Clementine - Touch Clairvoyant and canine companion (Storyline wrapped up neatly!)
• Nathalie - Retired dream-seer courtesan (I got busy and forgot D: And I liked her!)
• Huyana - 17th century coyotegirl (Just never caught on)
• Morrigan - Faerie Princess gone feral (No longer a character, still technically around in effective NPC form.)
• Cove - The black pearl
• Madeline - Albino settler (No longer a character, still technically around in effective NPC form.)

AND THEN PROBABLY MORE I'M FORGETTING.

TV Tropes

breisleach

• Belated Backstory - When the player first started MUSHing, she had little experience with RP. Thusly, the actual character solidization didn't occur til around 2004 or so.
• Blood Brothers - breisleach and Merin
• The Chains of Commanding
• Character Tics - Ears perked up/laid back, rubbing the bridge of the nose, fussing with her hair
• Does Not Like Spam - Mushrooms
• Forgets to Eat
• Immortality Begins at Twenty and its companion,
• Really Seven Hundred Years Old
• More Than Meets the Eye - Of course, that depends on who you are and how you met her.
• Weapon of Choice - breisleach prefers to hunt with a spear, rather than a bow and arrow or 'modern' weapons.
• BBW - breisleach is on the curvy and plump end of things and quite deliberately so.
• Gray Eyes - Her blessed (now virtually her standard) form; it lines up rather sadly well sometimes.
• Green Eyes - Her original form
• Kuudere - Largely of the 'once you get to know her' variety
• Does Not Like Shoes - While she wears them sometimes, breis has a much higher chance of being found barefoot.
• Healing Hands - Oh so clasically female hero type, alas.
• Love Dodecahedron - Not so much lately, thankfully, but some points have started to require graph paper.
• Green Thumb due to her druidic training, with a heavy touch of Dishing Out Dirt from her own personal abilities; she may well cross into Nature Spirit territory.
• Familiar - Sionnach
• Achey Scars - Or at least, something that functions not dissimilarly.
• Her alignment, in classic druidic form, is quite decidedly Neutral Good
• Only One Name - Durr.
• Protectorate - Yuriba, very much so.
• Red String of Fate
• Important Haircut - Twice, in reaction to losing a serious lover; also inverted in that she originally grew her hair out from shoulder length to insanely long after she and [Sior] split due to Sior's emerging seer abilities.

(Can you tell breis has been in play longer than my other alts? >.>;)

Morrigan

• Eyes of Gold
• Color Coded Patrician - Even if her clothes are worn down now, Morrigan wears red because she's familiar with it's use as a badge of status. She's of relative authority herself, in her own mind, although in practicality...
• Older Than They Look - Morrigan seems about 16; developmentally, that's accurate, although her age awake is closer to 30. Start adding in all the time in spent as, effectively, a Human Popsicle and it... starts getting even more skewed.
• Only One Name
• The Fair Folk - Morrigan is one, and of one of the very old sorts. Very, very old.
• Fish Out of Temporal Water - See above. :3

Madeline

• Meganekko - Even if she is American!
• Heroic Albino
• Perky Goth

Ahe'ssta

• Red Eyes Take Warning - While, technically, Ahe'ssta's eyes are a dark claret, frankly, reading them is red is probably safest.
• Because Destiny Says So - Most of her life, truthfully, seems to have herded her to a particular point, now past. She's kinda annoyed about that most of the time.
• Teleporters and Transporters - Having started as a D&D psion specializing in teleportation, Ahe still has a definite gift for it, although her powers have branched a bit more broadly into Telepathy flavors.
• Asexuality - By and large, while Ahe'ssta has had a few relationships in her past, she's utterly and totally uninterested in the idea.
• Hates Being Touched - Yeaaaaaah.