User:Ruriko

Ruriko is, allegedly, the mischievously mad individual behind the Yuriban Encyclopedia.

She hasn't been able to hold down more than one character ever since she first started on the MUSH, New Year's Eve, 2002. (That's December 31st, damnit. The MUSH *was* around then.)

She is intelligent, witty, clever, adorable, well-read, and hoping you will not realize that this is a user page and not an article, and therefore not subject to any kind of fact-checking whatsoever.

Ruriko may or may not have had anything to do with hiding an infinite free tarot card dispenser in the Folding House.

Ruriko is secretly Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Clue, and with punish you in the name of the Clue with the help of her trusty Clue Wand. (Not a crowbar with a paper star taped to it.)

Ruriko's finishing move is either a guillotine choke, anaconda roll into a neckbreaker slam, or a dragon screw neck whip. Opinions are divided.

In the spirit of the questionnaire first used by Marcel Proust, then made famous by Bernard Pivot, and then legendary by James Lipton, ten questions.

1. What is your favorite word? Love.

2. What is your least favorite word? The sound that one makes by mushing "I don't know" together into one ululation.

3. What turns you on? Being better than me.

4. What turns you off? Extremism.

5. What sound do you love? The sound of water.

6. What sound do you hate? Small electric motors.

7. What is your favorite curse word? Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick with Mary and Judas.

8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Robotics.

9. What profession would you not like to do? Mathematics.

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? That my life was at least more interesting than 50% of everyone else to date.