Omo
- The title of this article is incorrect due to technical limitations. The correct title is omo.
omo is a novelty plush toy made by the Allya-owned-and-operated omoCo. omo in his basic plushie form is a tiny six-inches tall green tentacle monster with two big blue googly eyes and large red boxing gloves. He is very successful as a marketing ploy and has made Allya a very wealthy character. Each plushie can be squeezed, and when squeezed, says something different. It is worth noting that omo's native language is Alpha Pavonian Fifth, which by some large impossibility sounds exactly like english spoken in a deep, booming, Russian accent. omo's name must be spelled in all lowercase letters at all times, and due to formatting requirements, appears as a capital letter in the article title.
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omo Facts
Full name: omo
Age: 10 thousand years old.
Likes: The Penultimate Fairy Princess, Justice, Being Greatest Fighter.
Dislikes: Quincy, John Quincy Adams, being stabbed by rocks.
Current Occupation: Greatest Hero and Fighter, Network Admin at AllyaDyneUltraSysTechMega Systems.
The Story of omo
This origin story is taken directly from the currently unpublished Generations of omo graphic novel.
omo was born in a sewer from an egg sac on the planet Alpha Pavonis V ten thousand years ago. Having witness the deflation of his mother at the hands of a pointy rock weilded by a mystery man, omo has sworn revenge on all those who would use sharp pointy rocks to harm instead of help. The planet Alpha Pavonis V being a peaceful paradise where tiny tentacle people can lay their eggs in sewers without any molestation from people who might find the idea of laying eggs in a sewer unhealthy, omo knew he'd have to trek to the neighboring Alpha Pavonis VI planet to learn how to fight evil properly.
Alpha Pavonis V not having any space faring technology (but having a really keen radio system so that they could talk to AP6), omo knew he had to take matters into his own hands. omo spent twenty Pavonian dollars and one hundred earth years building a ladder that he could use to climb to the neighboring planet. After completing the ladder and running out of money, he'd never make the ladder long enough to reach another planet. So with all his strength, he inhaled all the air on the highest mountain on the planet (which was where he was building the ladder at, of course) and jumped from the ladder, all the way across to the nieghboring planet. The journey took five years, and holding his breath that entire time not only increased his stamina a million fold, but gave him super agility.
Upon reaching AP6 omo used this agility to dodge a series of cars and trucks as he landed in the middle of the busiest and most dangerous city on the planet.
After landing and cleaning himself off, omo used his super agility to run all the way to the local community college where he got a degree in both Awesome Space Hero and network administration. And from there went on a series of adventures funded by his job as an angry network admin so that he could increase his hero skills and become more awesome and powerful. Then one day, while he was on an adventure to our very own Earth, he came across the face of his mother's killer: The notorious future American president John Quincy Adams.
John Quincy Adams was the human incarnation of the evil space entity John Quincy "Quincy" Adams. Hiding under the mask of America's 6th president, he actually perpetrated mass evils against space society using not only rocks, but other doomsday devices. It was in one of omo's many battles of victory with Quincy that omo met his one true love: The Penultimate Fairy Princess (the Ultimate Fairy Princess being a jerk). Having already sworn an oath of chastity until he had defeated his mother's killer, he swore another oath of chastity to prove to the Penultimate Fairy Princess that he was of pure and awesome heart so that they could be together forever.
omo is still currently fighting the evils of Quincy on the planet earth today, even though he is supposedly 'dead'.
It is worth noting that omo's origin story is never the same story twice.
Flavors of omo
omo plushies come in several unique flavors:
Pirate omo comes with a removable eyepatch, small wooden pegs attached to each of his tentacle legs, a pirate hat with a Mario-esque mushroom with two fried chicken legs crossed under it. He is also wearing pirate pants and sports a hook and a boxing glove instead of two gloves.
Ninja omo is wearing all black and has everything on him covered by black save for his eyes. And not only is he equipped with his big red ninja boxing gloves, he has two ninja swords that he weilds. Take that, evil!
Sexy omo isn't really that sexy, unless you think omo in an open shirt, black leather pants, and mariachi hat holding maracas is sexy. Ole.
Sleepytime omo is the omo you take when you want protection in your sleep. He's dressed in pajamas, and a night cap with a poof-ball at the end of it. Instead of his normal red boxing gloves, he has two pink fuzzy boxing gloves. On his many feet, he's got fuzzy pink bunny slippers as well.
Plain omo is just plain ol' omo with no gimmicks, just all awesome.
Possibly omo Controversy
In Yuriba, omo is a male tentacle monster. This poses many problems for omo, mostly because he is one, male, two a tentacle monster. Both of those have notorious histories of being not good, or appropriate, or even in theme of the island. omo has both admitted to being male and a tentacle monster, and is absolutely harmless to everyone as he is a plushie. Unless you're a minion of Quincy, then Allya has sworn that anything that happens to you is your own fault for not heeding the fued between your master and his greatest rival, omo.
Warnings
| OOC: Important omo knowledge |
| As the creator of omo, the Player of Allya notes that the character omo is purely focused on ShoujoAi Mush, and any other mush omo may be found on is considered to not only be non-canonical but EXPREESSIVELY UNAPPROVED by the creator of the character omo. And is done without any approval or consent from the creator. The best way to tell that omo is NOT being used by it's creator are as follows: If the omo character has a capitalized letter in it's name, omo is after sex in any shape or form, Allya's player is not on the mush in question. If you are unsure whether or not the omo is appearing on your mush is a product of Allya's doing, please log into ShoujoAi mush and send a @mail or page to the character Allya. The creator wishes to express great, GREAT emphasis on the fact that any desc listed above and the omo character are not to be used without expressed consent. Especially as the pirate omo desc is taken directly from one of Allya's. Don't be a Quincy. |
If your omo starts acting up and having a mind of it's own that isn't centered on John Quincy Adams, chastity, the Penultimate Fairy Princess, awesome space battles where he totally punches out jerks, and or behaves erratically and walks on it's own, you own a defective and possibly cursed plushie. Any plushie as such is thusly the responsibility of it's owner and is not considered to be a part of the ever changing Official omo Canon. Allya is not liable for any damages that may come to your person emotionally or physically.
At no point will your omo doll ever come to life, possess feelings and emotions of its own, or do anything independent. This is not how that sort of thing works.